We can watch Jessica Biel's nudity-ridden strip scene from Powder Blue at work and call it "research." You can't, though, so we rounded up some of the best non-nude strip scenes ever committed to film. [Note: All of them still have scantily clad ladies, so if you watch them at work, it's best to do so while your boss is on a power lunch.]
Rose McGowan (Planet Terror/Grindhouse)
The only way they could’ve made this scene a little sexier is if it had happened after she has a machine gun for a leg. We could also live without that weird fish-mouth thing she does at the end.
Salma Hayek (From Dusk Till Dawn)
We have since grown sick of watching QT indulge his foot fetish on-screen, but we’ll let it slide here since it’s totally surrounded with Salma’s snake-like wriggling.
Natalie Portman (Closer) [Bad Language]
What she lacks in booty shaking, she’s makes up for with a pink wig, surliness and her willingness to take her “gear” off. Bonus points for having the Smiths playing in the background.
Jessica Alba (Sin City)
In the comic, Nancy (Alba) comes into our lives completely nude on stage. Predictably, they toned it down for the movie, but it’s still all kinds of fun to watch.
Elizabeth Berkley (Showgirls)
There’s technically no stripping in this scene, but watching a full grown man yell “thrust it!” at the gyrating groin of Jesse from Saved by the Bell gives us that same wonderful, sketchy feeling inside.
Daryl Hannah (Dancing at the Blue Iguana)
Her giggling does a lot to kill the sexy vibe of the scene, but then again, we had already ruined it by thinking what it would be like if she still had that mermaid tail from Splash.
Demi Moore (Striptease)
She shows plenty of skin later in the movie, but this TBS-friendly dance is enough to make us hate Ashton Kutcher even more than his stupid hats do.
Jamie Lee Curtis (True Lies)
As soon as the dance is over, she bashes her one-man-audience over the head with a phone. It was probably worth it.
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